Naam: Don; Bapu: Gangster; Bhai: Munna Bhai; Pata: 36 Chaina Taun; Guru: Blafmaster; Dushman: Sarkar; Khun: Ab Tak 56; SMS Bhejo Varna 57A
Ek Ladaka Raste Men Chaltechalte Gadhe Ke Samne Gir Gaya Usi Vakt Vahan Se Raste Men Ek Ladaki Ja Rahi Thi Usane Ladake Ko Chhedate Hue Kaha "Apne Bade Bhai Ka Aashirwad Le Rahe Ho Kya?" Ladake Ne Jawab Diya: "Aapne Sahi Farmaya Bhabhi Ji!"
Vo Mudmud Kar Dekh Rahi Thi Aur Ham Unhen; Vo Mudmud Kar Dekh Rahi Thi Aur Ham Unhen; Kyonki Exam Chal Raha Tha Aur Na Unhen Kuchh A Raha Tha Na Hamen
Tin Pyar Bhare Maisej... 1. 2.. 3... Kuch Nazar Aaya? Nahin Na? Vo Isliye Kyonki Pyar Nazar Nahin Aata Sirf Mahsus Kiya Jata Hai
Akalmand Logon Ke Liye Ek Sawaal... . . . . . . . . Bhai Likha To Hai Ki Akalmand Logon Ke Liye Hai Fir Tum Kya Dhund Rahe Ho?
Aap Shishe Ko 3 Tarah Se Tod Sakte Ho Pahla Tarika Hai Shishe Par Patthar Mar Kar; Dusra Tarika Hai Shishe Ko Zameen Par Gira Kar; Tisara Aur Sabse Asardar Tarika... . . . . . . . . . Bhai Tu Khud Hi Shishe Ke Samne Khada Ho Ja Shisha Khud Hi Toot Jayega